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The signs as lines from The Room

  • Aries: She's a stupid bitch. She wants to control my life. I'm not going to put up with that. I'm going to do what I want to do, and that's it.
  • Taurus: I already ordered a pizza.
  • Gemini: Thank you honey, this is a beautiful party. You invited all my friends, good thinking!
  • Cancer: Everything goes wrong all at once. Nobody wants to help me. And I'm dying.
  • Leo: You betrayed me! You're not good. You, you're just a chicken. Chip-chip-chip-chip-cheep-cheep.
  • Virgo: You don't understand anything, man. Leave your *stupid* comments in your pocket!
  • Libra: Everybody betrayed me! I'm fed up with this world!
  • Scorpio: I just wanted to hear your sexy voice. I keep thinking about your strong hands around my body. It excites me so much.
  • Sagittarius: People are people. Sometimes they just can't see their own faults.
  • Capricorn: Don't touch me, motherfucker.
  • Aquarius: If you think I'm tired today, wait until you see me tomorrow.
  • Pisces: Did you, uh, know... that chocolate... is the symbol of love?
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